I kidnapped Johnny Depp and hid him in my basement

I tried, oh yes I tried to get you to stop me, but nooooo you wouldn't, instead you let me run amok surfing the web for pics of Johnny to post here to feed your bone jumping, humping, fantasy frenzy! 

I knew it was just a matter of time before mere pictures would not suffice and You tube clips would only do so much to hold back this burning desire inside of me. 

So it was that I found myself cyber sleuthing to find his itinerary and location then witout a second thought hopped a plane to.............. well the less you know about those details the better right? 

suffice it to say I brought him back to BC though that did take a little bit of work, and as far as immigration goes, he is my estranged uncle Guido on my fathers side. 

Of course you realize that it's all your fault right?

and...what was that? Wait a second I think I hear him stirring brb.....................

k I'm back I had to uh gag him. I couldn't bring myself to conk him on that beautiful head mmmmmm.

Well I guess the next time I say stop me, you will think twice about letting me run wild across the internet now won't you? 

Dammit he kicked over the lamp.

"I'm coming Johnny and I made your favorite soup."  Um see you guys later....................... 

oh Johnny look at you waiting there for me all sweet and sexy and hot and throbbing, my goodness I knew you'd come around!...

Pssst I see you guys watching, beat it, can't you see we want to be alone......

SLAM

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