Oye My Jewish Uncle Dave

Now if I could tell you what he was saying to me at my communion you would bust a gut! He cracked some very inappropriate jokes that I inappropriately laughed at.......

He's my favorite Uncle n not just because he spoiled my brother n me with new bikes at christmas and gave us 10 dollar allowances every week [it was 2 dollars for a long time then inflation an all] 

My fondest memory was the day of my wedding [to a man 11 years older than me n not the father of the baby nestled in my womb at the time.] During the wedding my mother and my aunt had each sat on one side of him so he would not stand up to contest the marriage. Damn!!!

What they didn't know was he had two plane tickets to Jamaica in his coat pocket and at the reception he said to me "Say the word kiddo and we'll blow this popsicle stand. I was sorely tempted but too afraid.  Yea this man would have risked the wrath of my mama n the law to make sure I was happy!

Love you Unca Dave ;-)